Here, put these on for us. Aren't they pretty?
Yes, they're totally sheer so we can see your little thing through it, and we can watch it get hard. Look! It's getting hard right now as you pull them up your legs.
All the girls are giggling now. We can see your shame.
Oh! It's getting harder now that you can feel the stiff, sheer material. It's poking straight out and making a little tent, isn't it?
It's so funny! Your little thing is sticking out! OMG! We're all laughing.
Awwwww, don't cry.
